Welcome to Pun Lovin’ Kids! I hope to fill this page with hilarious word play, as well as my own cheery banter. Please get in touch with your favourites, otherwise readers may become unimpressed with the repetitive animal theme (disclaimer: I’m canine crazy).
The El Clásico pun
We kick off with a heady vintage…
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
NACHO CHEESE.
It never fails to amuse, so long as you say it with the right amount of disgust for the one who does not own the cheese. As well as getting your tone right, remember to take your time – maintain eye contact and point at them aggressively until they beg for forgiveness/begin to laugh uncontrollably.
Pun Points: 5/5
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My brother uses the nacho cheese joke in every situation. He also claims he made up the joke they’d used on the Burger King advert. :L